Can't go hiking? You can still smell like it.

[dave54]

https://odditymall.com/gunpowder-campfire-whiskey-soap

For that macho smell...

[balzaccom]

Hmm. Since my trips don't involve firearms, I'll have to pass on the gunpowder..

Do they have barbecue?

[Jimr]

And when you are done smelling like a campfire, you can use Gwyneth Paltrow's soap.

[Harlen]

balzacom writes:

Hmm. Since my trips don't involve firearms, I'll have to pass on the gunpowder.

And it won't work for me till they add wet dog. That'd do it fer me:
Sweat, Smoke, Wet Dog and Whiskey.

[Wandering Daisy]

Sweat, smoke, wet dog and whiskey. Well Harlen, you can have all that at home without spending a dime, in fact you would save $$ on your water bill. Do not take a bath for a month or wash clothes (this gives you the sweat factor without even moving), have Bearzy roll in puddles every day, (do not give Bearzy a bath either), BBQ regularly, and all the while, chug that whiskey. However, your water savings could be lost on all that whiskey- better to just rub it all over you. In fact a little whisky BBQ rub on the meat would be perfect too.

[Harlen]

WD, You should start a new career as a what's it called?-- "Life Planner," "Life Coach," or some such title. I like all of your ideas!